fire firsts and cahd gaymes

gay8:

Andy El Kanani
We used to be closer than this
Did I hold you too tight?
Did I not let enough light in?

(via squirtcobain)

Fire style! Blaze it up no jutsu! *lights fat blunt with fire ball*

Why are they called real madrid. Is there a fake madrid out there somewhere?

in-sepiatones:

talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan

(via teddywestside)

teacher:

any questions?

student:

u got kik?

dean-stole-the-tardis:

avengerssaywhattt:

evil-john-watson:

fwips:

Agent Coulson meeting his younger self 

#I don’t care that I’ve reblogged this already #it will never stop being perfectly precious

oh my god this is the sweetest thing i’ve ever seeen <333

(via princess-teepteep)

nerds-are-cool:

now listen here you little shit

nerds-are-cool:

now listen here you little shit

(via polarbearseatcereal)

indieintellectual:

Today in AP Bio we were talking about how some animals have anti-freeze compounds in their blood to keep them warm, and this kid just leaned over to me and whispered,

 

"Canadians"

(via loveyourstrider)

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: rapexrevenge, via loveyourstrider)

boosmygod:

brotherentropy:

squeezemyrod:

semen has as much vitamin c in it as an orange

absolutely horrifying

so what you’re telling me is that sucking dick can prevent scurvy

this really sheds a whole new light on pirate lifestyles

(Source: boobsmygod, via loveyourstrider)